A product studio, disguised as a farm

Small internet
products,
grown weird.

Button Farm builds and operates a handful of useful little software products. Agents do the chores. Humans own the farm. We compost the slop into something people can actually use.

8plots in rotation
3shipping live
1pig on payroll

This season's crops

Eight plots in rotation.

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The almanac

Taste, written down so we remember.

01

Useful over shiny

Every product has a job. If it cannot describe that job in one sentence, it gets composted.

02

Compact tools

Small surface area. Small teams. Small bills. Small enough to hold in one hand.

03

Local-first, where it matters

Your receipt, your diagnostic code, your notes. We do not phone home unless there is a reason.

04

Governed agents

Agents do the chores. Humans own the farm. Actions should be logged, reversible, and bounded.

05

Shipping beats theater

A live thing with five users beats a deck with none.

06

Compost the slop

AI output is mulch, not produce. It only counts after taste and revision.

Meet the farmhand

This is Porkchop.

Porkchop eats AI slop for breakfast and turns it into working software by lunch. He is calm, a little smug, and shows up in empty states, loaders, and 404s when the farm needs a witness.

Empty state

Nothing to feed me yet.

404 / missing

Ran off to another field.

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Success toast

Fed. Shipped. Napping.